Monday, January 12, 2009

in the beginning...

So let’s start at the beginning of the physical relationship… besides, we can’t get to all of the fun stuff if we still haven’t covered all the basics, now can we?

KISSING: most people remember their first kiss even when they don’t remember their first lay. Even more interesting is the notion that kissing a partner on the lips is usually a more profound emotional statement than kissing them below the belt (no matter how much the later might be appealing).

Women who cheat on their husbands find it harder to kiss their hot and sexy pool boy than just screw him. Moreover, when relationships first start to go downhill, the cease of oral to oral action usually signifies the turn of events.

Why is this? Why does kissing play such an important role in our emotional and sexual happiness? Well, one of the reasons is because four of your five major senses are found on the face: touch, smell, vision, and taste (hearing being in the head with your ears, not necessarily on the face like your skin, mouth, eyes, and nose). It’s no surprise that an area so easily stimulated by the different senses would bring such intimacy.

My advice to you? Make out with someone tonight. Make out like you are fifteen again. It is perfectly normal and healthy to just give your tongue a little practice without any thought to the other erogenous zones of your body. In fact, a man usually learns how to pleasure these other zones by practicing with his tongue in your mouth.

If you are ever unsure of how to kiss your partner, ask him/her/himher to kiss you the way that they themselves want to be kissed. Sit back, relax, and revel in the kisses. Not only will you still be getting some playing time, but you will also be picking up some technique pointers to satisfy your other half.

Don’t forget the other parts of the face while spending time on the mouth. The eyelids, ears, noses, foreheads and cheeks are wonderful places to lay your kisses, and don’t forget the inspiration for the term “necking” : the neck (duh).

Want some other wickedly awesome places to kiss? Well today is your lucky day. Through my readings I’ve compiled a list of places that will bring flush to even the most prude of faces.

Firstly, don’t forget the obvious: nipples, mouth, face, blah blah blah. Good places, always reliable, easy to find.

Make sure you try the stomach and the belly button. Now girls, I know this might be hard because almost all of us don’t feel that we look like Heidi Klum. If you are too self-conscious, do it to your man, but I can promise you that self-consciousness is a self-made issue.

The back, lower back, and upper butt areas are great for kisses. It is sensual and sexy, and these kisses can lead to some mad serious foreplay in the lower regions.

According to my favorite book, anywhere that the skin folds will be extra sensitive and a good place to put your mouth. This includes where your knee bends, the inside of your elbow, underneath your breasts, between fingers/toes, behind ears, even armpits (but be careful with the last one).

And though this isn’t a location, I just wanted to bring up the addition of biting. Do it, it’s hot. Now, don’t go all “twilight” on me and bite so hard you leave marks. A light nibble on large muscle groups or a rub of the teeth along nipples or the inner upper thigh is a plus, but drawing blood is never okay. In other words, stop acting like Edward and use your teeth as a tool for arousal, not a weapon.

My last piece of advice? Boys and girls, don’t swallow each other’s faces. Take out the gum for now, and make sure you breathe. Oh, and please swallow… I don’t want to feel like I am drinking your saliva during our make-out session.

Always,
Your Kinseyette

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