Men, I am sorry to leave you out of this, but it is pretty much inevitable that unless you have consciously attempted to abstain from masturbation you have in fact whacked yourself off. Don’t be offended; it’s just the truth.
Ladies, before I even start, I need to say this: How can you expect a man to do it if you have never even tried? You can’t assume a guy is going to go through all that work if you never took the time to do it yourself. So my question now is: why aren’t your hands down your pants right now?
Plain and simple, there is nothing but healthiness associated with masturbation. Yes, it’s true that Kellogg’s corn flakes were invented by Sir Kellogg to prevent young boys from masturbating. Don’t believe me? Do your own research and you will find that I am anything but fully on top of the truth. For years and years masturbation was seen as a negative thing, a way for people to have seizures, warts, diseases, everything from blindness to hyperactivity. It is now known that the only bad thing that can come from chronic masturbation is a blister and an unwavering smile.
Truman capote once said that masturbation is great because “You don’t have to dress up for it,” and that is the truth. To start, if you never have, make sure you’re naked. Using a mirror might help at first but after a while you aren’t going to want to look at all your bits all the time. So get down there, check yourself out, and revel in the beauty that s your baby maker. That’s right lades, baby maker.
Your clitoris is located under your clitoral hood. This is the spot, your locus, and the area that will bring about your orgasms. Make sure you understand this part of you, every single part of this part, as one day you might have to show your man where it is.
What next? Well that is completely up to you. If toys are your thing check our drugstore.com as a discrete way to buy and receive sex toys. Make sure you get a toy with clitoral vibration or stimulation, as that is how you are most likely going to reach orgasm.
If machinery isn’t your thing, use your hands. Use lubrication and use circular motions. You want to directly stimulate your clitoris constantly and with enough pressure that orgasm is reached. How will you know you reached orgasm??? Well, let me just say that you can’t miss it.
Most women need to be warmed up. Reading erotic stories online or watching porn will most assuredly help. I know, it may seem strange and weird reading about other peoples love trysts, but before you know it you will see that “Eric” can heat you up just as much as he does to “Amber.” Porn is hard to watch at first, and if you don’t like it, don’t do it. Whatever works for you (like watching Zac Effron or Rob Pattinson in their movies) do it. You will not have a successful masturbatory session if you aren’t turned on.
So don’t be embarrassed, its natural. Not to mention recent studies show that women who can reach climax on their own efficiently are WAY more likely to reach it with their partner. Practice makes perfect in more than just your reading, writing, and arithmetic. Do the math, and don’t forget about your clit.
Always,
Your Kinseyette
