Want to be on top? Be warned!!

I have a quick warning for all of you sexual adventurers who have found that the girl-on-top position is the position most likely to bring about the female orgasm. My warning is to both partners, and involves the potential permanent damage to the penis. That’s right, boys I bet you are listening now: heed this warning or risk a broken bone. And by bone I mean boner. Oh yes, boner.

Injuries resulting from sexual intercourse can cause a penis to bend permanently in a strange way. Most of these types of occurances happen during the girl-in-top (both forward and reverse) positions.

Urologists who deal with these injuries have a few suggestions to prevent having to make an appointment with the ER. Firstly, lots and lots of lubricant should be used. The more slippery the area, the less likely it is that the penis-to-vagina friction will end up with a oops-I-slipped-off-you-and-brought-your-dick-with-me experience.

The girl should also restrict her up and down motion. Many a time a lady has come home too hard and missed the target. Try doing a more of a rocking or rubbing movement. Circular movement enhances sensation on both the female g-spot and clitoris, so that’s a must-try for any couple. You can also try putting a pillow under the man’s hips so that his partner can have more access to his pelvis and in turn, his penis. Also, ladies, squeeze your vaginal muscles (like trying to stop peeing). Its enjoyable for your partner and forces his penis to be tightly held inside of you.

In other words, be careful and use other techniques to get off. And remember, have fun ☺

Always,
Your Kinseyette